No one, is anyone.

No one, is anyone.

dis dick. 16

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

(via you--alll--suck)

gnarly:

if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

(via gnarly)

blackfemalepresident:

thats strange i wonder why theyre saying that

(via skitzki)

unpopuler:

i couldn’t care less if kids in school like me, as long as I have a connection with staff then im good

(via you--alll--suck)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via you--alll--suck)

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(via you--alll--suck)

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