dis dick. 16
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)